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		<title>The American Jerk Week in Filthy One-Liners &#8211;  2012-10-13</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Catching up on TiVo, and as a longtime #SDCC attendee, I can confirm that G4&#039;s Comic-Con coverage fucking sucks. Other than John Barrowman. #]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2012 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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