Category Archives: General Jabbering

Once the shirt’s ready, go to your bathroom mirror and practice clutching the notebook to you like a security blanket while breathing through your mouth and not blinking. You’ve been to Comic-Con, so you should know what look you’re going for here: a socially maladjusted teenaged borderline-Asperger’s case with an obsession with obscure manga magazines… only your obsession is with Playboy magazines. [read more at link] Continue reading →

It is impossible to to anything worthwhile with a 28.8 modem; with that tech, it takes a week to download enough pixels to be able to jerk off, let alone depose a government. You’ve got a better shot with first generation cell phones, but only if you hold it to the Ayatollah’s head for forty minutes and have the six months to wait for the brain tumor to kill him. And you are seriously fucking deluded if you think you’re going to bring down a world leader using grainy videotape when that couldn’t even destroy Paris Hilton. [read more at link] Continue reading →

Assuming you finally get the wheel seated and screwed down without damaging it, don’t forget to use your canned air… around your mouth and nose, since you’ll want to celebrate, but the economy’s down and cocaine is expensive. [read more at link] Continue reading →

It is St. Patrick’s Day, and thanks to 2008’s unforgiving leap year and an uncaring God, it falls on a Tuesday. It is therefore useless to everyone but college students, people with vacation time to burn at employers with liberal substance abuse policies, and Boston city employees, who have the day as a holiday to celebrate the Revolutionary War withdrawal of British Regular troops from the city limits… probably because of the stench. [read more at link] Continue reading →

It seems that on early model DLP TVs like mine, the color wheel is susceptible to having these magical digital ball bearings go bad, leading to a terrible shrieking noise. Thankfully, this is only a minor problem that all accounts indicate will pass just as soon as the color wheel explodes.[read more at link] Continue reading →