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Putting The “A” in “Tweets”
The idea initially began to take hold when my own Web site refused to let me log into it and I had no way of letting people who read this rag know that I wasn’t dead… which, granted, would’ve been … Continue reading
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We’re In! It Thinks I’m Falken!
By 2050, hack female stand-up comics across America will be doing jokes about how their husbands refuse to just stop and ask to open a technical service ticket. These jokes will be met by puzzled stares, since men will be too busy with their silastic-skinned, semi-autonomous reactive Hentaiplicants to consider marriage. One of these will jeopardize the future of humanity as a race. The other involves fucking robots.[read more at link] Continue reading
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And Lo, After Three Days They Rolled The Rock Back With a Mighty Crash…
And God knows it was a week that I should have been writing; there’s a potential 700 billion dollar Wall Street bailout that I could have been making fun of, except for the minor detail that I don’t in any way understand it. To the best I can figure out, it’s like an old, crusty white guy whose spent every day for eight years taking a running start and kicking you in the balls, and then presenting you with a bill to repair his arthritic knee. [read more at link] Continue reading
Where in the Wide, Wide World of Lynchburg, Tennessee is Rob Reuter?
Yes, it’s the other guy from the American Jerk–the one lacking Rob’s innate comic wit and timing and who had to make due with jokes about slapping salsa on his balls and adding comments to copyrighted photos I “borrowed” from AP. What can I say? Rob brought the funny–I brought the pictures of my white Polish ass. [read more at link] Continue reading
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Turn And Face The Strange
The American Jerk has been running on the same version of Wordpress since I cranked it up out of retirement and into this wheezing, every-once-in-a-while-when-I-feel-like-it-or-I’m-not-too-hungover comedy juggernaut that it is today… So today, the pig gets upgraded to a new shade of lipstick. Wordpress assures that this is a simple and painless process, but these are the same people whose business model includes giving away enterprise-level Web publishing software for free, so naturally, I know they are lying… The upgrade process begins now. As I’ve said before: Wordpress claims that code is poetry. If that’s true, then this Web site is about to become a dirty fucking limerick. Continue reading
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